January 2012
"NEW YEAR, NEW ME"....yeah it's a different year,...
to all the bitches on facebook.
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual...
totally-relatable:
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
1612th:
emotions i have
hungry
bored
happy
cat
BITCH PLEASE, YOUR ATTITUDE WON'T MAGICALLY CHANGE...
drownedindiamonds:
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
itsglorialmceo:
lol. if i can get the hell away from oxford people, anywhere bro.
Getting drunk is unnecessary.
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
